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A collected list of Timisms. This is the great art of finding a phrase with a dual meaning that can be contradicted or agreed to...

  • Stainless steel sinks
  • Dead skin cells.
  • Milk floats
  • Blood stains
  • Sherbet Sticks.

I don't really expect anyone else apart from Tim & me to even vaguely understand this drivel. I keep it here to avoid losing it.