Guru and User1

ASCII cartoon strip, because I can't draw.

Today Guru tackles the difficulties of choosing an architecture.

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     |Guru, should I use Ruby or Java |
     |for web apps in the cloud?      |
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            |Well User1 it depends on your |
            |skillset and the requirements.|
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            |Analyse your requirements    |
            |perform some evaluations and |
            |come to a conclusion.        |
        ($) `-----------------------------'(#)
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2      .-------------------------.
       |Can't you just tell me?  |
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                 .----------------------------.
                 |You need to do the analysis.|
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          |Don't be obstructive, we're|
          |all on the same team       |
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 3  .----------------------------------.
    |Please tell me, I know you know...|
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                  |Do you like chilli sauce? |
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     |Yeah I love it, why?|.---------------.
     `--------------------'| Use Ruby then |
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         |That's not very analytical |
      ($)`---------------------------'  '(#)
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4               .------------------------------.
                |My analysis shows that 68% of |
                |projects using Ruby are       |
                |successfully developed by a   |
                |team who love chilli sauce.   |
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        |Ruby it is then |
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        |Isn't there a more scientific |
        |way of doing this?            |
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                           |You'd have thought...|
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